What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:53
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
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You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger